Settle back for a toe-curling Armistead Maupin-like roller coaster ride through a dark and very funny world of tittle tattle, murderous intent, inventive intrigue, diabolical deceit, drugs, money, mafia and of course gorgeous frocks with matching accessories!
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Michael is a closeted Essex geezer, befriended by an eccentric Jewish drag queen Lettie. Upon her sudden murder, he’s inexplicably left a small fortune and 50% shares of Sugar Sugar, a notorious drag club in London’s Soho. But the outrageous condition of her will demands he become a drag queen at the club for six weeks with it’s two surviving drag stars: self-centred, pedantic Connie and old-school, sisterly Chastity.
Michael has no choice. He’s dangerously in debt to the Essex mafia. Can Connie and Chastity trust this stranger, let alone hide him and get their hands on their rightful inheritance? The club’s formidable owner, psycho-bitch Madame Fifi is set to do everything she can to get her hands on the cash too. So just who is the real villain?!
Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? is an eight part musical gay radio comedy with brand new songs. It’s Michael’s precarious six week adventure under the guiding hand of his new drag sisters, as they try to unravel the devious plan that’s hideously thrown them all together.
Sibling rivalry with Connie is hard. Though motherly Chastity does the best he can to keep it all together through ladies nights, weddings, Rohypnol, S&M and séances. But complicated secrets surface and it appears Michael has more to do with Sugar Sugar and it’s glittery inhabitants than he could ever have imagined. Specially ‘talented’ Madame Fifi gets the scare of her life when her past turns up to haunt her. And an even bigger shock when she finds out who Michael really is!